This podcast is a complete work of fiction, and is in no way is a true representation of any actual town called Salem, This is also not a representation of it's municipal departments, businesses, civic organizations, media outlets, wildlife, citizens and its surrounding municipalities. The views expressed in this recording are not representative of the employers past, present or future of anyone who appears in this podcast. Events depicted in this podcast are done so for comedic or satirical value only. Any likeness of any character in this podcast to any person, mythical creature, or Mayan Deity; living or dead is coincidental. more