Top stories, who looks like shit, who looks hot, who we want to have sex with, who we would have sex with if we were drunk. Details of all the best and worst problems for the agony aunts and our opinions on all of the above. Sometimes our friends come over and we show off to them even more than we show off to ourselves.

- We love ourselves and we think we are well funny whatever anyone else says.

NB > The opinions in the podcast are not necessarily our own - in fact: absolutely everything we say should be regarded as total bollocks.