Favorite TV Shows
THE LOVE BOAT, FRAGGLE ROCK, BARNEY, GILLIGAN'S ISLAND
Favorite Pornos
GANGBANGS OF NEW YORK, WHEN HARRY ATE SALLY, SHAVING RYAN'S PRIVATES
Activities
Midget tossing, mud wrestling mudskippers, impaling Vlad the Impaler impersonators
Favorite Books
I WAS A SASQUATCH SEX SLAVE, NESSIE TRIED TO PIMP MY WIFE, SLOPPY SECONDS
Schools / Education
Heritage Christian University (accredited by the Commission on Accreditation of the Association for Biblical Higher Education)
Interests
Interesting individuals interested in interesting things like special interests and savings accounts that gain interest
Favorite Movies
THE MUPPET MOVIE, CARE BEARS MOVIE 2: A NEW GENERATION, SHOWGIRLS
Favorite Music
polka, Christian death metal, spoken word, that type of shit
Favorite Quotations
'Publisher of Whatever the Fuck we Want', 'Eat me', 'Eat shit and die'
Places I've Traveled
Paris, Missouri and various other towns in Amish country