Episode #19,008,918-Paramount Studio Investigation-alien dungslingers, Thespian Aparitions.
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Interests
Yeti, ghosts, chuppacabra, the greys,U.f.O's, Nessie, Todd Walnut, Lenny the Leprechaun, Robots of all kinds, Mothman, Supernatural, Paranormal, Willy Wonka, Oompa Loompahs, Puff the Magic Dragon, midgets, dwarves, gnomes, hillbillies, bowling lesbians, retarded gardeners, horny proctologists, asspirates, Phil Hartman, and all other fake things,
Favorite TV Shows
Shatplan reality show on fx.
Activities
Investigation, soliciting prostitutes that undercharge, helping Rios out of the gutters he fell in last night.
Favorite Books
That one with Kate from John and Kate plus kids. The Bible. Jewish handbook for scoring broads-the sequel
Schools / Education
None of your fucking business.
Favorite Movies
Irreversible- great subway love story, I stand alone- modern day abortion without instruments, 3 extremes- Asian zany minded directors, Salo- nudity and sodomy galore
Favorite Music
Nofx, Lagwagon, Madvillian, Frank Sinatra, Owen Dedliver and Billy Backhand
Favorite Quotations
"Good morning my neighbors,......... Fuck you......, yes...yes......fuck you too" Barney the dinosaur-episode 23
Places I've Traveled
Worldwide-too many to mention.