Oh, hello there. I didn't see you come in. I hope you don't mind if I do this without pants.

I'm a stand-up comic, a fiction writer, an actor and an all-around swell guy. I can also eat ball-bearings and fly like an eagle.

I might have made up those last two things.

You can read more stuff like this by reading my blog, The Long Thoughts (thelongthoughts.wordpress.com) and following me on Twitter (@seanriccio)