My Pasteboard Stuff — May 23, 2009
Black Rapper University
2007 new Rapper course book
Misogyny 101.
In this class upcoming rappers will learn techniques such as making it rain on hoes, pouring champagne on bitches and swiping credit cards down the cracks of fat asses. Advanced students will learn how to urinate on young girls and tactics needed to avoid paying child support. Rappers will learn how to make their own new misogynist nick names and the many different pronunciations of the word “bitchâ€.
Advanced Vocabulary 203
Just as the Eskimos have 500 words for Snow, rappers have 500 words for cocaine. In this class students will learn all the proper slang terms for guns, weed, heroin, police, females(see misogyny 101), and low income housing. All rappers must understand and use all regional slang in order to boost their national appeal.
Beef 606
In this class rappers will learn how to get the necessary media attention by starting altercations with other rappers. Students will learn how to threaten other rappers lives and family members, question their manhood, and find (or make embarrassing) photos of rappers and get them to the public. Rappers will learn how to promote their gang affiliations to seem more credible to the buying public. Advanced thugs will learn how to actually smack enemies’ children, shoot up their moms houses and fuck their baby mommas.(Black Rapper University is not responsible for any injuries or deaths that may occur during rapper’s altercations)
Economics 502
In order to maintain their image rappers must learn how to waste money on frivolous unnecessary things. A true rapper must learn how to waste his money without investing in anything (similar to Richard Pryor in Brewster’s millions). Rappers will learn how to: buy tacky expensive jewelry with no resale value, put unnecessary “rims†on expensive cars just to crash them, impregnate multiple hoochies in order to spend 18 years on child support, waste money keeping their entourages dipped, (and once again) the art of “making it rain on hoes†in rap videos. Rappers are discouraged from investing in their own community or giving to charity and encouraged to give their money to whites, car dealers, liquor companies, jewelers and high end fashion lines.
Coon history 203
In order to be an effective coon, a rapper must know about the history of exploited blacks in entertainment. A study of minstrel show material will supply rappers with enough facial expressions, dances and chant-al-long songs to make them big stars (we guarantee!!). Students will also study 70’s era Blacksploitation movies for pimp fashion tips, over the top gansterism, and stereotypical black thug images to emulate
My Pasteboard Stuff — May 23, 2009
Black Rapper University
2007 new Rapper course book
Misogyny 101.
In this class upcoming rappers will learn techniques such as making it rain on hoes, pouring champagne on bitches and swiping credit cards down the cracks of fat asses. Advanced students will learn how to urinate on young girls and tactics needed to avoid paying child support. Rappers will learn how to make their own new misogynist nick names and the many different pronunciations of the word “bitchâ€.
Advanced Vocabulary 203
Just as the Eskimos have 500 words for Snow, rappers have 500 words for cocaine. In this class students will learn all the proper slang terms for guns, weed, heroin, police, females(see misogyny 101), and low income housing. All rappers must understand and use all regional slang in order to boost their national appeal.
Beef 606
In this class rappers will learn how to get the necessary media attention by starting altercations with other rappers. Students will learn how to threaten other rappers lives and family members, question their manhood, and find (or make embarrassing) photos of rappers and get them to the public. Rappers will learn how to promote their gang affiliations to seem more credible to the buying public. Advanced thugs will learn how to actually smack enemies’ children, shoot up their moms houses and fuck their baby mommas.(Black Rapper University is not responsible for any injuries or deaths that may occur during rapper’s altercations)
Economics 502
In order to maintain their image rappers must learn how to waste money on frivolous unnecessary things. A true rapper must learn how to waste his money without investing in anything (similar to Richard Pryor in Brewster’s millions). Rappers will learn how to: buy tacky expensive jewelry with no resale value, put unnecessary “rims†on expensive cars just to crash them, impregnate multiple hoochies in order to spend 18 years on child support, waste money keeping their entourages dipped, (and once again) the art of “making it rain on hoes†in rap videos. Rappers are discouraged from investing in their own community or giving to charity and encouraged to give their money to whites, car dealers, liquor companies, jewelers and high end fashion lines.
Coon history 203
In order to be an effective coon, a rapper must know about the history of exploited blacks in entertainment. A study of minstrel show material will supply rappers with enough facial expressions, dances and chant-al-long songs to make them big stars (we guarantee!!). Students will also study 70’s era Blacksploitation movies for pimp fashion tips, over the top gansterism, and stereotypical black thug images to emulate
My Pasteboard Stuff — May 23, 2009
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