Chris:38-year-old, married with two kids, using the podcast to work out years of pent up frustration in hopes that it will make just one child smile. Oh yeah, and I enjoy clogging. Not the dancing, the act of cramming objects down the sink drain.

Fozzy:27-year-old, single(whatta ya waiting for, boys?), using the podcast to reach out others like him (mainly those who would waste an hour of their life listening to two morons like us). Would probably be gay, if it weren't for the whole "initiation".