Krud is a freelance (read: amateur) writer who lives somewhere in the Midwest region of the U.S.

In the interest of avoiding "Them", Krud prefers a relatively anonymous online profile, despite having thrown caution to the wind by allowing his fuzzy mug to be seen. (Thereby sealing his fate within the Illuminati Facial Recognition Database that the government doesn't want you to know about.)

Krud sincerely hopes that your sense of humor is such that you don't take any of the above seriously, and if you do, please stop it. It won't help anyone, y'know. Feel free to leave any complaints, suggestions, compliments, questions, recipes, and/or secret international conspiracies in the comments section [or whatever they call it here].)

Thanks for reading, and please help yourself to any snacks you may have lying around.