blioux .o0O([|])O0o. <blioux>
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Living on a peninsula on a peninsula, on the west coast of the east coast, south of the south...
I'm not very good at this so i'll defer to the great Hugh Gallagher...
"I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby-Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a Mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
But I have not yet gone to college."
| Birthday: |
Apr 03 |
| Gender: |
Male |
| Last Active: |
Sep 06, 2008 |
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Anything as long as it's good.
-âlioux Mà ç .o¥Ø¥È(Robot_in_Disguise)¥È¥Øo. |
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DJ Kingpin
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StanZeff
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Frank
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edwin
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e.k.g. |
monsieur blioux, how have you been?
i trust you're still maintaining
your notorious level of chemical im
balancing.... |
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e.k.g. |
new mix is up! |
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Frank |
Hey Blioux, you do your work withou
t compromises - and I like your wor
k. Good stuff !!! |
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e.k.g. |
greetings blioux...
it's not too s
urprising that you have multip[e pe
rsonalities i suppose.
also, a new
mix is up for your perusal. |
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e.k.g. |
slick tunes....
you have good tast
e ;P |
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